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CARTER HALVORSEN
COPY
WRITER
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human life • awards • brands • resume • tesseract
human life
Said the jacked blue guy on mars looking at Photos of Carter
"What a nice Photo of Carter!"
Hope you enjoyed the work. And if you hated it I'm sure Carter would love to hear why! But for now...
Take a break!
Carter Just wanted to say Thanks
Despite his alien appearance he makes a good human. Here's proof. (Click for Music)
Prophecies
a venn diagram of two loves: Star Wars and Nirvana
my hot wife
(she made me write this)
I eat my enemies souls and
cinnamon rolls
Big guy helps me win at board games
Colombian Coke is still better.
I lag when I jump
Carter's first trip to Mars!
He be flingin' n shee
broke his back in the 8th grade
now we here
I have 20/10 vision
Gerber baby stole my face
Gerber baby will pay for its crimes
You don't even know my real name
I'm the freaking Lizard King
Human foley
"Flight"
Hans Zimmer
Shedding my human skinsuit
Mid-transformation
This mans burns like a
magnesium strip
"no time to explain"
Jim Carrey?
Awards
Things other people Liked
Brands
brands I've worked with
resume
resume:
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